Gay drunk

I’m a straight 30-year-old dude with six kids. My wife and I only swig when my mother-in-law is watching the kids for the night. However there’s something we noticed when we’re drunk.

I absolutely love everything about sex — it’s almost a passion of mine, I would speak. When I’m not drunk I’m 1,000,000% attracted to women only. I don’t cheat on my wife but I love females. I have nothing against gay people at all — if anything I would rather hang out with my lgbtq+ friends because they’re more fun and respectful.

I’m not attracted at all to men. I don’t like the way we smell, watch , talk, our masculinity, facial hair, nothing and mind you I’m 220 lbs, 6 ft, and with facial hair.

But when I’m drunk I’m down for anything! Once I’m at that level I literally wish for vagina, penis, [and all variations of sexual anatomy]. All of it turns me on super bad and my wife knows this and she thinks it’s sexy.

So, my question is am I bisexual? I truly only ponder those things are sexy when I’m drunk and when I’m sober, it all actually turns me off.

Thanks for your time,

Bi On The Rocks

As I write this column, I’m sitting in the middle of Northam

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