Gay sleep creeps
I do not watch The Disney Channel.
Brain you, this is not any kind of elitist pronouncement. It’s just that I’m more than 7 years old.
The Disney Channel does play a minor role in my experience, however, as my son sometimes watches it. Or, more accurately, it is frequently on the TV in the kids’ area at the gym where I drop off my son while I move work out in the hopes that it will help me live that much longer so I can keep doing the important work of creature his mom. Which I love doing because I love him.
At times when I pick him up, his eyes are glued to one of many weird Disney sitcoms where children and adults seek to approximate real-world snarky humor, except because it is a show for children, any and all rough edges are not just smoothed, but are melted into an edgeless blob of mindless pap.
Which leads me to the show “Good Luck Charlie,” a show I never would have intentionally sought out except for the fact that the show recently featured Taylor, a little girl with two moms who comes over to have a play date with Charlie, the show’s namesake.
So Charlie’s mom, Amy, and dad, Bob, meet Susan and Cheryl, Taylor’s two moms. And Amy and Bob kind of bumble their way good-nature
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Subway-riding creep wanted for rubbing his body on a sleeping teen on the 7 train in Corona
Cops are looking for a creep who rubbed his body against a teen who was sleeping on the 7 educate in Corona.
According to police, at 3:45 p.m. on May 26, a 15-year-old girl was asleep on a Queens-bound 7 train. As the train was approaching the Junction Boulevard station, an unknown man proceeded to press his body against the victim while she was asleep.
The suspect fled the train at the Junction Boulevard station.
The suspect is described as an Asian man in his adv 20s, with black hair and standing between 5 feet, 11 inches and 6 feet statuesque . He was last seen wearing a black turtleneck shirt, gray shorts, and multicolored sneakers.
Anyone with knowledge in regard to this incident is asked to call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 800-577-TIPS (8477) or for Spanish, 888-57-PISTA (74782). The public can also submit their tips by logging onto the Crime Stoppers website, on Twitter @NYPDTips or by texting their tips to 274637 (CRIMES) then enter TIP577. All calls are strictly confidential.
As I write this, I am in the hospital for a kidney stone. I’ve had finer Saturday nights, grant me tell you. The pain meds have kicked in, and I’m really wishing I was sleeping in my own bed. I’m currently sitting in a chair because my wife is sleeping in the hospital bed. We were both squeezed into the minute bed together, but it’s too steaming in here and I can’t nap anymore. So at least one of us should acquire a little sleep.
I am feeling very grateful that I have insurance. Very grateful that I have a wife who will obtain me to the hospital when I say the dreaded words, “It’s a kidney stone.”
Before any of this started up this evening, I was already thinking of health care while reading an article by Erin Reed about a group of Republican lawmakers from Michigan and Ohio talking about gender-affirming care on Twitter spaces. Excuse me, X Spaces. The place where presidential campaign launches travel to die.
The conversation reportedly started off about gender-affirming look after for minors, but eventually became about how gender-affirming nurture should be banned for everyone, Reed writes.
In the discussion were Rep. Gary Click of Ohio and Michigan Representatives Brad Paquette, Josh Schriver